A Joke.

One sunny australian day, Koala was smoking some dank weed. (I dunno what dank means, being a non-weed smoker myself, but i've heard this used before.) He was sunbathing, enjoying his doobie when along comes Lizard. Lizard partakes of the marriageyouwanna. Lizard gets high. like, hiiiiiiiiiigh.

WHOOOOA.

DUUUUUUDE.

Lizard is so high, there is nothing more important and demanding at that exact moment than his life-altering thirst. He excuses himself from Koala and his pot to go down to the rive for a drank.

do-duh-dooo. Lizard meanders down to the river for a drink, where he runs into Alligator. 

"Duuuude. You gotta go up the hill and take a hit of Koala's joint bra..." 

so alligator journeys up the hill to ask Koala to share some of the wealth. Koala, high as a kite, makes a humorous miscalculation. 

laughter ensues.