My girlfriend says funny things when she is on medication. I mean she gets loopy like whoa. So for your enjoyment, I have decided to keep track of some of the ridiculous shit she says, and turn it into short posts. Last week while she was hopped up on the quick, (i.e. cough syrup with codeine), she said this as we were falling asleep:
"I think if I would have lived during prehistoric times, I would have been eaten by a water buffalo."
Out of nowhere. Completely, randomly, unprovoked. Hilarity. The following is my illustrated unfolding of the aforementioned event. Enjoy.
Oh and yea, that is a hungry hungry hippo version of a water buffalo. How kind of you to notice.
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